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Benjamin Dean Wilson - Smartest Person in the Room

by Benjamin Dean Wilson

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1.
Here’s all I’ve got It’s not a lot, it’s not a little It’s somewhere in the middle But yes, it is my best And I hope that I can do for you All that I’m expected to I hope that I can be at least half as good As I was in Dallas But time passes I develop habits I can’t remember the last thing I’ve learned worth knowing Suddenly All the people that really love me I smile at Then turn away I’ve got nothing to say I’d rather keep my mouth shut I know I come from a family full of idiots And I’m nervous that when I talk I’m gonna sound like them And now all of my friends are trying to find out the person that they really are They’re reading books and they’re going to seminars We used to laugh about people like that but we don’t laugh much anymore Sure, we might have before But it really isn’t that funny anymore So here’s what I know I can go, or I can stay I guess I’m fine either way It’s just time to decide And I can tell by your eyes that you’re getting bored But sure, let’s stop into the grocery store Maybe a good meal would help to Change our minds But time passes We used to fuck like rabbits Now we don’t do much But eat our carrots And it would be more interesting To jump-cut to the next scene All the world is a movie-screen And we’re its players Still sometimes there’s nothing to say I’d rather keep my mouth shut I know I come from a country full of idiots And I’m nervous that when I talk I’m gonna sound like them And now all of my friends are trying to find out the person that they really are They’re reading books and they’re going to seminars I got this piece of advice from a guy I met last week When he was underneath the hood of my car He said, “Friend... Sometimes you might get stuck in the middle of the road And wonder which way that you ought ‘a go Should you turn to the right? Or should you turn to the left? Which one of these paths is gonna take you home the best? Well just take a guess and keep on moving Doing exactly what you’re doing Don’t turn off the engine, buddy, keep it in gear It’s a whole lot easier to steer a car that’s moving...” Now God knows there’s nothing in this whole wide world that I hate more Than when some blue-collared jock tries to turn his car talk into a metaphor And God knows there’s nothing in this whole wide world that’s any worse Than when the words that he says they get stuck in your head So loud and intense And they won’t stop or quit And they make so much sense that it hurts Yeah, that sucks... So here’s what we’ll do You be you, and I’ll be me And who knows, maybe We’ll put the past in its place at last And I don’t know if I’m in your future or not I mean, you could hook up with an astronaut And he just might have what it takes To fly you to the moon and back But time passes I’d know we’d be more attractive If we had new faces, Hearts and asses But since we’re here with each other Go on and pour me another I think I’ll call up my brother And see if he can watch my dog for one more day While I try to think of something to say I’d rather keep my mouth shut I know I come from a world full of idiots And I’m nervous that when I talk I’m gonna sound like them And now all of my friends are trying to find out the person that they really are They’re reading books and they’re going to seminars We used to laugh about people like that but we don’t laugh much anymore Sure, we might have before But it really isn’t that funny anymore
2.
Break it to me slow and break it to me easily I say I want the truth when I really want some sympathy I’ve studied all your words like the notes to some great symphony You’re not an artist, no, but a living soul and that really means a lot to me It really means a lot But I see you are embarrassed by the words I’ve wrapped us in So I’ll shut down all my senses And I won’t say it again I could use a shot of something as I sit to write this down The sickness that sits in me has sat on this whole town But there’s power in the bloodline that follows you around I need a place to hide so I crawl inside your heart or your gown But you’ve tired of my mouth now and you’ve tired of my pen So I’ll quit while I’m ahead And I won’t say it again But sometimes I get so worked up I guess it’s ‘cuz I don’t see you enough Send your family my love Tell your sister that I love her picture of her kitten Tell your mother not to worry about the age that she is getting Tell your brother that I hope he’s seriously considering Taking up the violin I’ve got so many songs I’d like to use one in Maybe we could out on the road, you, me and him We’d be such an awesome band! ... I know it’s not so likely but allow me to pretend Before I drop it all completely And I don’t say it again … My brother killed a dear the other day I said, “Hey, bro, that’s great...” And I helped him cut it into meat Now I don’t know if you’ve ever cut up a deer before I got blood on my blue jeans, blood on my tee shirt, Blood on the tarp in the floor I couldn’t help but think as I used a knife to peel back it’s skin That this was a condition I’d hate to find you in And right then I remembered this thing I saw on the news About a killer on the loose Who skinned his victims too They was all women, blonde, and five foot nine And since you are his type I called to make sure you was alright... And while I’ve got you on my mind I need’a say one or two things The first one is: I’ve changed so much And the second one is the same You know I finally read that book you left me a long time ago About Pan, Osiris, and the Egyptian Pharaoh It did me a lot of good – yes, I liked it very much I even cast a spell on you Thursday after lunch But I don’t know it worked so well... I don’t believe it did ‘Cuz when I saw you Friday morning – I was dropping off the kid And you came out in your pink shirt and tight yoga pants You had a pencil tucked into your hair and a Starbucks in your hand And I said, “Hey, what’s up?” And we talked for a little bit But I didn’t see no love in your eyes Not even a little bit So I said goodbye to my son and I got his backpack Then I shot out of your long driveway like a racer on a track And I cranked up my stereo just as loud as I could ‘Cuz if I can’t have you in the now Then a flashback is just as good: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running around Talking about making movies You’d stay up with me all night in your see-through nightgown I can see the pink tips of your boobies, baby You know it’s hard on me I know what we’s supposed to be I know that I said I’d never say it again “I guess I just thought...” “I guess I was wrong...” “Let’s change the topic to something platonic...” Alright, Fine! I’ll keep it all inside! But the next time you need a place to hide don’t come crawling back to my side And you’re gonna need one soon (like this very afternoon) Remember that killer I told you about who was out on the loose? Well, yes, yes.... I must confess That I meet him late last night and gave him your address You stupid bitch! I thought we was friends I told you I loved you but I won’t say it again I won’t say it again!
3.
My name is Ronny Giovanni Though most folks call me Ron I bring around the medicine that makes the world a place again Full of laughter, full of friends and childhood wonder I’ve got the stuff that you need Priced, be sure, quite reasonably To help you close your eyes and move on My name is Ronny Giovanni Though most folks call me Ron I make myself available for afternoon or evening calls Especially to hurting girls of a certain age “My life is sad,” I hear them say - it doesn’t have to be that way Take this pill twice a day and very soon you’ll be okay Listen to what our reviewers say: “We’ve learned again to laugh and play!” They come to me and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay “Here’s the stuff and by the way... You look beautiful...” “Who me?” “Yes you, do you want to come to my place Saturday by the lake – we’ll party!” And you know what they say: “I’d love to! I’ll text you, Bae!” So you see each Saturday Ronny gets another lay Yes, you bet, it’s safe to say I’m quite a hit with the ladies Just like my great, great, great, great, great, great, uncle Don But right now I’m in a dilemma Let me tell you all what I mean I got a mamma who’s a big spender And her daughter who’s only thirteen Now the mother is very self-conscious ‘Cuz she do a lot of work at the church And she’s always very precautious In case someone ever see her from work Sometimes I meet her on the elevator Here’s the stuff, pay me later I know you’s always good for it Sometimes I meet her on a city bus “Excuse me ma’am, you dropped your lunch...” You know that whole bit... But sometimes she gets so nervous she says she needs my services Delivered straight to her door And me, I’m such a nice guy, I’m always willing to oblige for only fifty dollar more Now I’ll bet you’d never guess what happened next When I knocked upon that momma’s door It seems the momma had just left The only one home was her daughter So I made up something real quick like: “Uh, hello... I’m Bob with Cut ‘Em Lawns” But she wasn’t falling for it She said, “I saw you last week with my mom I saw you meet her at the fairgrounds Pull up, roll the window down Then drive off into the night She left home with her demons but she came home feelin’ Like the whole world was alright...” I said: “I’m sorry little girl, you’ve got me all mixed up...” Then I stepped away from her door But I did stop my walking when she told me I was talking to a potential customer Now I made a rule when I got in this business I’d never sale to a child in their innocence It isn’t right I’m sure you’ll agree You buying from me you show your ID But she didn’t care one bit for my rule She told me she had lots of friends at her school Who needed to buy and I’d be their guy Do not let this once and a life pass you by I just bought me a brand new shirt She said I look like a movie star But I know I don’t ‘Cuz my old blue jeans have begun to fade And my white ice-creams have seen better days And I’m eating beans instead of fillets It’s like I’m stuck in some financial maze And this girl is offering me such a big pay day If only there was some other way…
4.
Been on the road nearly all of the day On my way home I need someplace to stay tonight My mind is beginning to shut down And all these trucks they’re passing me by I slap my face, peel open my eyes Need’a pull over soon and lay my body down Should I sleep on the side of the road? No, I need a bed and a commode What’s that light I see upon the hill? Is it real? A sign advertising a deal: At Ridgemore Hotel We have beds and commodes Been on this diet nearly all of the week I’m a little bit flabby so to speak Been starving so long and I ain’t lost a single pound Now my stomach’s starting to growl Nothing in the fridge I can’t afford to go out But I think I’ll die if I don’t get something in me quick Just some chips and a cheeseburger Perhaps a milkshake to complete the order What’s that light I see upon the hill? Is it real? A sign advertising a deal: At Ridgemore Hotel There’s free meals, free meals And free soap and razors and Sunday papers And a picture of a fish in every room And if you are a swimmer Then yes, we have a pool I’ve had this wife nearly twenty-four years She ain’t too ugly but compared to her peers I guess she didn’t age as well as I would’ve thought Now Candy she works at the plant She ain’t much better but at least she can dance Candy says she’s free most Friday nights But me I’m a family man - I gotta be as discreet as I can What’s that light I see upon the hill? Is it real? A sign advertising a deal: At Ridgemore Hotel We won’t tell We won’t tell
5.
“Did you hear that noise? Sounded like a gun!” “Alright, nothing more to drink for Mr. Paranoid.” “Does anybody know whose turn it is?” “No, listen there... I thought I heard it again...” “I didn’t hear a thing...” “Probably construction.” “I think it’s Lizzy’s turn, but she’s busy taking a wiz.” “You should’a heard this guy last week with his conspiracy stuff – He swore he saw a baby get thrown out of the back of a truck!” “Oh yeah... that was pretty funny...” “What was it?” “It was really just a bag of laundry...” “Ha-Ha!” “Has anybody told Lizzy she needs to hurry up?” Here Billy jumped Over a coat laying in the floor “Bravo, Billy, encore!” “Does anybody know what a coat hanger is for?” “You look sad tonight, Suze...” “Nah, I’m fine I guess.” “You’ll feel better, you know, once it’s off your chest.” “Does anybody know whose turn it is?” “Hey, come on now.. You can talk to me. We’re all friends here – all family.” “Well, this afternoon I said some things to Lizz...” And she started her story but was cut short by Jim Who said, “Come on now Honey, let’s not go into all that again... Teenagers are pretty crazy You know what I’m talking ‘bout, don’t you Billy?” “Sure, nobody ever learned a thing unless they were taught I’m sure it wasn’t your fault.” But Mr. Paranoid had the thought That it was a suicidal gunshot! While Suze played again the scene from the parking lot: It started out nicely We stopped by the grocery And picked out an icee for Lizz Because she is a real nice girl And Jim riding with me And both of us happy And listening to oldies And thinking about what a good girl we’d raised: Lots of girls are pretty And lots of girls are funny Lots of girls have a talent or two But Lizz is something special We’ve known that from the very start Now others see it too Yeah, just the other day Luanne called me And when the conversation turned to Lizzy She said, “Really Suze, I wouldn’t be surprised If that girl wins a Nobel Prize Or if that girl wins an Oscar Or if that girl finds the cure for cancer.” She’s so smart! I wonder what part she got in the play... It’d be a shame if it was anything Other than the leading lady “Here she comes now It’s bad news I guess... You can tell by her eyes And the way that she walks.” “Well, what we gonna say?” “Let me handle this, okay? I used to be a girl her age.” Lizzy then opened the car door Suze said, “How was your day?” And Lizzy didn’t say a thing She buckled in And looked at her phone screen A picture of Ryan Gosling Which said, “Hey Girl, Heard you had a rough day... But let me make you some tea ‘Cuz I would love nothing more than to Hear about your dreams...” Lizz laughed and typed back: “I’m so alone.” She erased it then put up her phone Suze turned around and said: “I bought you an icee! And it’s blue! I bought you an icee! ... By the way, how did you do? Blue’s your favorite color, isn’t it? By the way, what part did you get?” What happened next no one could foresee Lizz threw up her fists and said “Fuck the icee!” Then went on to say some rather mean things About both of their bodies and both of their brains “Sure, the part I got is the one that you like... The leading lady, yeah, I’m here all right... But let me just say this before you shut me up What’s the point of living with you two breaking up?” (Divorces can be very hard on children – Make sure you really think about it before you get one)
6.
I had been up late, I was just waking up When I heard the phone ringing from the edge of my bed So I cleared my throat and I said, “Go ahead caller.” Right then and there loud and clear There was a voice in my head I hadn’t heard in at least ten years or more “What on earth you calling for?” “I’ve just been thinking ‘bout my buddy Wanna get some coffee, or Do you want to go to Jimmy’s Egg Just like we used to?” And I said I’d love to So we got sat down in our booth downtown I had a cold hash brown before he said: “By the way, there’s a reason why I called you here today I don’t know what you know, I don’t know if you know About all the new advancements In vitamin supplements They’re quite a good investment Trust me your while’s worth it I know What you’re thinking ‘Cuz I used to think it too That was before I saw what these vitamins could do Let me tell you right now this is not about the sale I just want to make sure that your body’s in good health And if you don’t like taking a pill We’ve got ‘em in liquid form as well Can I put you down for twelve?” Well I said alright and just like that I was out fifty bucks But it got him off my back And a few days later at a quarter till ten I heard my doorbell ring and my shipment was in There was vitamins to do everything he said There was vitamins to put hair on your head There was vitamins there to raise the dead And there was vitamins to make you good in bed “Alright!” I said I might as well go ahead, pop the lid, and try me out a few of those That’s what I did, by coincide I ran into the cutest girl I know Who had Alabama eyes, Louisiana thighs Move that thing make me lose my mind Hips like they’s in a funny mirror I knew her from school, she was in my home room I even got the courage up a time or two But never got the strength to get near her With her Alamaba eyes, Louisiana thighs Now who’d of thought fate put us side by side Standing in line to see this big time pop singer She recognized me almost instantly Said, “you’re just the guy I wanna see Wanna meet up sometime over dinner?” Well of course I did And my heart was glad As I cooked the meal Got the wine to chill, lit my best candle Before she said: “Oh, by the way there’s kind of a reason why I called you here today I don’t know what you know, I don’t know if you know About all the new advancements in Cutco Kitchen knife sets They’re quite a good investment Trust me your while’s worth it I know What you’re thinking ‘Cuz I used to think it too That was before I saw what these Cutco blades could do Let me tell you right now this is not about the sale I just want to make sure that your food’s getting cut well And if you buy the knives right now We’ll send you a rebate in the mail Can I put you down for twelve?” ...God knows I never needed twelve new kitchen knives But I said, “Why don’t you stay and we’ll sleep on it tonight...” She said, “Oh really! I’m not that type of girl!” I couldn’t do it for anything less than twenty-four! “Now that I’ve got your attention allow me to mention one more thing to you Sure, you’ve bought the knives but you’ll wanna keep ‘em nice So ya needa buy the sheaths too.” I said, “the sheaths, please, you make a fortune on these Alright, alright I guess it’s fine But if you want me to buy ‘em you’ve got to let me try #@%#$ this time...” “Now that we’re making a deal, come on let’s make it a deal I’ve got an offer that you’ll think is swell I know they cost a lot but if you buy the wooden block I’ll let you try &%$(#&($&%#$ as well!” I said “oh, I don’t know... Let’s just take it slow...” I mean I’m not saying that I won’t That’s just a lot of cash that right now I don’t have But maybe if I sold my boat.... Well my knives came in and just in time for me to meet an old tennis buddy of mine I told him I could meet him and hit him some balls But if he tried to sale me something I’d cut of his toes He laughed and he said that’s something he’d never do “Yanno I’m just as sick of that shit as you! I’ve got two more kids I’m trying to put through school And the last thing that I’d wanna do Is buy any knives or vitamins or any other useless things” I said, “Amen!” I served the ball to him and we got started with our game And I think I was winning when he said: “But it is kinda funny that you should bring up raising money Yanno my daughter’s team is going to State on Friday morning If you need your car washed or something We could really use the funding...” I said, “man, I should have seen this coming...” I threw down my racquet and started running To my car and got the engine going And I got out of there in a hurry Yeah, I got out of there in a hurry! When I was younger I heard my mother Say to her darling boy, “Be careful of strangers, to stay out of danger It’s them that you’ll want to avoid.” But now that I’m older and own my own motor Strangers I like to see Though I know they seem harmless, if I’m being honest It’s old friends that worry me

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For the first time on vinyl!

SIDE ONE
1. The Smartest Person in the Room (5:35)
2. Won't Say It Again... (8:30)
3. A Difficult Decision For Ronny Giovanni (6:36)

SIDE TWO
4. Ridgemore Hotel (4:08)
5. Mr. Paranoid, Lizzy, and Her Family (8:32)
6. Vitamin Supplements (9:36)

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PRESS RELEASE:

Benjamin Dean Wilson is a singer/songwriter from Tulsa, OK. With his mixture of sardonic humor and pop sensibilities, Wilson has drawn comparisons to Ray Davies, Leonard Cohen, and Randy Newman, yet his songs are firmly at home in the 21st century, finding meaning in the absurdity of the modern world.

Wilson started off as a part-time songwriter, devoting most of his energy to filmmaking in his hometown of Tulsa. While working on commercials and short films of his own, he found his cinematic experience translated well to music and began devoting more time to songwriting. The result was his 2016 debut album, Small Talk, released by the German record label Tapete, which was a minor hit, earning a four-and-a-half-star review from Rolling Stone Germany. Wilson supported the album with a tour of Germany while working on the songs that would become his follow-up album, entitled The Smartest Person in the Room, released exclusively to streaming platforms in 2018. It was well received by fans and critics alike, with Alternativa Radical calling it “One of the most interesting albums on the independent plane in years.”

But perhaps the most significant event of Wilson’s career occurred in early 2019, when he found a fan in Cincinnati-based novelist Luke Geddes, who has founded Works of Love Records expressly to give The Smartest Person in the Room vinyl release it so richly deserves.

That’s me, the author of this press release. I first came across Small Talk while trawling eBay for Jonathan Richman records and was immediately struck by the cover, a B&W high-angle shot of a mustached Wilson gazing pensively up at the camera “like a high school drama teacher inviting the viewer to take its contents quite seriously” (to quote AllMusic’s Timothy Monger). On the Richman comparison and that image alone, I purchased the album. And I can say without hyperbole that it changed my life.

It’s a cliché that music will never mean as much to you as an adult as it did when you were a teenager, that world-shaking discoveries are fewer and further between as you get older. After all, you only get to hear The Velvet Underground & Nico or Pet Sounds for the first time once. But like a lot of clichés, there’s truth to it—backed up by science; research has shown that the rapid neurological development undergone between the ages of 12 and 22 imprints the tunes we listen to during this time with especial importance. I mention this because not since I was an adolescent have I felt so astonished at the sounds emitting from my stereo speakers as those endless moments after I first dropped the needle on Small Talk.

And The Smartest Person in the Room may be even better.

Wilson’s songs eschew traditional structures and shatter genre distinctions. They are as tuneful as all get-out, yes, but plenty of artists can write a catchy melody. The brilliance of Wilson’s music is in its unique construction. Recording to Tascam 1/2-inch tape in his home studio, Wilson combines wildly disparate elements -- say, a countrified fiddle, a disco beat, doo wop harmonizing, and a “talking blues” lead -- seamlessly to form rich tapestries of musical narrative. For all his many talents, it is in the storytelling department where Wilson’s genius shines brightest.

Exempli gratia: “Won’t Say It Again…” is the monologue of a spurned lover driven batty by suburban ennui, a John Cheever novel in eight and a half minutes, culminating in a delirious salsa-fied bridge that finds our narrator spinning a yarn (or might he be telling the truth?) about a crazed killer on the loose. “A Difficult Decision for Ronny Giovanni,” meanwhile, tells the tale of the titular lothario/drug dealer whose unique moral code is about to be compromised by a favorite client’s teenaged daughter. Finally, “Vitamin Supplements,” a personal favorite, will find a sympathetic ear in anyone who has reconnected with an old friend who’d rather pin you with a multi-level marketing pitch than reminiscence about the old days.

To compare Benjamin Dean Wilson to other artists would belie his rarefied singularity. Nevertheless, I think Wilson should be a favorite of fans of artists as diverse as David Berman, Father John Misty, Weyes Blood, Adam Green, Foxygen, and many, many others. Truth be told, I cannot imagine any listener of today resisting Wilson’s unique charms, and I expect big things from him -- and big audiences for him -- in the near future.

As funny as a stand-up comic, as insightful and incisive as a Great American Novel, and with a compositional ingenuity to rival any contemporary or past master, Works of Love Records is honored to introduce you to Benjamin Dean Wilson, and his album The Smartest Person in the Room.

Luke Geddes
Founder, Works of Love

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Works of Love is a vinyl-focused record label based in Milwaukee, WI, founded and operated by Luke Geddes.

Our first release is the vinyl edition of Tulsa musician Benjamin Dean Wilson's 2018 sophomore album, THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM.
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